subtly simple
1 day ago on 23 May 2013 @ 7:35pm + 10,675 notes
via naldoiavecchia (originally pseudo-mar)

perhaps one day. in a year. or even in a century.

5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 7:16pm + 3,162 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally lastisle)

however long it takes.

5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 7:13pm + 1,917 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally heartsinsync)

…alguém me pergunta por que eu gasto tanto dinheiro com o meu bicho de estimação.

comoeumesintoquando:

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5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 7:12pm + 218 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally comoeumesintoquando)

…tenho que lidar com aquele amigo super dramático.

comoeumesintoquando:

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5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 7:10pm + 318 notes
via comoeumesintoquando (originally comoeumesintoquando)

…alguém diz que não gosta de assistir seriados.

comoeumesintoquando:

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5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 2:55pm + 311 notes
via comoeumesintoquando (originally comoeumesintoquando)
5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 2:49pm + 7,793 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally strydering)
5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 2:40pm + 8,471 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally ryderlynn)
5 days ago on 19 May 2013 @ 2:38pm + 301 notes
via deposito-de-tirinhas (originally deposito-de-tirinhas)
1 week ago on 16 May 2013 @ 9:30pm + 62,387 notes
via heeylove (originally hplyrikz)

…me elogiam no meio de uma entrevista de emprego.

comoeumesintoquando:

Por fora:

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Por dentro:

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2 weeks ago on 10 May 2013 @ 7:41pm + 141 notes
via comoeumesintoquando (originally comoeumesintoquando)

…alguém me pergunta o que eu acho do casamento gay.

comoeumesintoquando:

Eu:

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Minha tia crente:

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2 weeks ago on 10 May 2013 @ 7:26pm + 196 notes
via comoeumesintoquando (originally comoeumesintoquando)

…alguém não tira o olho enquanto eu tô digitando a senha do cartão.

comoeumesintoquando:

Sai daqui!

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(by Anderson Souza)

2 weeks ago on 8 May 2013 @ 7:24pm + 80 notes
via comoeumesintoquando (originally comoeumesintoquando)

foreverflyingwithoutwings:

tentaclesgrip:

faygo-for-gamzee:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?

It has to know what time to display on its face.

SO WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?

3 weeks ago on 1 May 2013 @ 8:23pm + 210,635 notes
via whoreofjesus-deactivated2013050 (originally imgfave)
3 weeks ago on 1 May 2013 @ 8:13pm + 70,686 notes
via la-dame-dalexandrie (originally ohpuppies)
subtly simple